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Funny Joke : Bad news from the doctor and good suggestion

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A guy goes to the doctor for a checkup and gets some bad news. “You’ve got a rare disease and you’ve only got 6 months to live,” the doc tells him.
The man is incredulous and tells the doctor he’s going to get a second opinion. He finds another doctor a few days later and after a battery of tests, this doctor gives him the same bad news.
The man is in shock and asks if there’s anything he should do. The doctor pauses a moment and says, “Can I give you some non-medical advice?” “Sure, says the man. I’m desperate!”
Do you have a girlfriend? The doctor asks. Nope, been single for years, says the man. Well, says the doctor, I encourage you to find a girlfriend.
Go shopping with her, listen to all of her complaints and problems, get involved with everything she does and completely immerse yourself into her. I mean, EVERY aspect of her you can.
The man perks up and is feeling hopeful. Will that extend my life?! No, says the doctor, but it’ll be the longest darn 6 months you’ve ever had.

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